Welcome I'm Monty (chief toy tester), that's me sat on my new office throne. My staff / hooman family keep telling me I'm turning into a diva... I'm like, hello I'm a bulldog, I deserve a luxury lifestyle. I guess I'm going to have to keep training them.
I'm 2 years young. I live in Cheshire. My snoring level is totally off the scale (I keep the hoomans awake it's funny). I wake them up at 5 am and make them think I need the loo. When they open the door I just chill in my empty paddling pool - it reminds them who's top dog!
Likes: new toys, especially balls. Chase games, I love to be chased it's so exciting. I love to sleep, it keeps me looking hot and wrinkle free - a good 15 hours a day does the trick. Meeting big and little hoomans every day is great fun, you can never get enough butt scratches. Playing with big doggies and puppies is brilliant. As you can see, I'm no size zero - I'm built for wrestling and power chewing.
Dislikes: I don't like hoomans falling asleep - hello 2 am is not late. I don't like anything being changed. I don't like the dyson vacuum cleaner. I don't like the washing line. I don't like the new kitchen - I refuse to enter I just stand at the door. I don't like having a bath. I don't like The Grand Tour or sport on television taking attention away from me. Don't even get me started on the hoomans being on their mobiles and laptops. I've started slamming laptops closed by jumping on them.
Ok, time for me to test some tough toys with a good power chewing session!
Please follow me and come and say hi on social media, I want to be your friend.
By for now!